ALRIGHT!!! Its official! Pit of Noob has been cleared for entry into the all important tourney for Rocket League! For all you noob fans who cant get enough hot noob action we will be streaming the event as well as recording it as a PitofNoob.com exclusive! ZOMG so excited!!!

The match starts at 10 a.m. EST on April 30th and will be availible for live streaming here and the recording will be here on the site!

Root for Noobs #weneedsomuchluck




Media Updates!

Pit of Noob is now on Twitch @ https://www.twitch.tv/pitofnoobplays
Be sure and check out our twitter as well! @Pit_of_Noob

Forays into the unknown: First Twitch Broadcast

Well, the Noobs here from the pit made their first foray into internet media today and, against all advice, streamed on twitch for the first time! Rocket League was the game of choice and although no games were won, there was nothing but laughter and innuendo all around. MrChippy could be heard running his mouth in a quasi-directional way and ended up embarrassing himself (not really) and the snarky Brit C8sun could be heard jeering and snorting in derision.
So as far as the stream went, it went well. There was plenty of support both in and out of the game. The content however, was deplorable. MrChippy’s game was nowhere to be found….at all. Horrible. Terrible. Maybe smelly? Dunno. Couldn’t tell ya. Don’t worry BOUT IT. MrChippy doesn’t. Either looking forward to more good times. Thanks C8sun for the awesomeness and support!

Signing out.


ARK Lawsuit?

ARK: Lawsuit Evolved?

ARK Developer Studio Wildcard sued by ‘Trendy’ Dungeon Defenders publisher over employee poaching?

The players involved are Trendy Entertainment, the company behind Dungeon Defenders, and Studio Wildcard, the start-up game dev behind Ark, which launched in Early Access last year on both Steam and Xbox One. In a lawsuit filed against Wildcard in December of 2015, Trendy alleges that their former creative director, game designer Jeremy Stieglitz, breached his contract and has been secretly working on Ark since he resigned from his position in 2014.

Sounds suspicious. I mean, the only thing I’ve ever stolen in ARK is poop. And the occasional stack of meat…but I always return what I use, Chippy! I swear!!

The lawsuit, which is ongoing, is filled with allegations about Stieglitz and his involvement with Ark: Survival Evolved.

Sounds dishy. You should just head to Kotaku and get the full scoop

Source: http://kotaku.com/game-studios-enter-legal-battle-over-the-making-of-ark-1766689744

PS: Dig the photoschlop? I made it myself!

Kow couldn't raise a Kowmpy

R.I.P Little Stabby

Stabby, Little {Kow}

{Kow} Little Stabby passed away suddenly on March 24, 2016 in ARK: Survival Evolved.

She was born March 24,  2016 in a Thatch Hut surrounded by campfires to Unnamed Compy parents, an only child. It took Kow roughly 35 minutes to figure out that her parents wouldn’t mate until he enclosed them in the smallest possible space, thus ensuring a non-stop coupling.

She ate all of Kow’s food, thus jeopardizing his livelihood as well as the other dinosaurs in the pen.

She lasted roughly 59 seconds. Kow doesn’t know how to Google.

She was preceded in death by her parents; farm-mates Turtlesaurus Keks II, Tango, and several Dodos.

Stabby was survived by Kow, who was shortly thereafter mauled to death outside his home by a Megapiranha. Good thing there are respawns.

Special thanks to the amazing staff at Studio Wildcard who have made yet another game that will kill Kow’s free-time and his self-esteem.

A memorial gathering will be held at a later date. TBD Probably just wait until Kow kills the rest of his dinosaur adoption agency again.

Kow’s a douche parent.

ARK: Survival Evolved

So it begins

Thus begins the chapter of the Noobs of the Pit. I could say a lot about this but I’d rather just put a video together. We’re basically some noobs who want to talk about games from the loser’s perspective. That means you can expect laughter and whining in equal portions.

Also urine.

And sometimes dinosaur sex.