ARK Lawsuit?

ARK: Lawsuit Evolved?

ARK Developer Studio Wildcard sued by ‘Trendy’ Dungeon Defenders publisher over employee poaching?

The players involved are Trendy Entertainment, the company behind Dungeon Defenders, and Studio Wildcard, the start-up game dev behind Ark, which launched in Early Access last year on both Steam and Xbox One. In a lawsuit filed against Wildcard in December of 2015, Trendy alleges that their former creative director, game designer Jeremy Stieglitz, breached his contract and has been secretly working on Ark since he resigned from his position in 2014.

Sounds suspicious. I mean, the only thing I’ve ever stolen in ARK is poop. And the occasional stack of meat…but I always return what I use, Chippy! I swear!!

The lawsuit, which is ongoing, is filled with allegations about Stieglitz and his involvement with Ark: Survival Evolved.

Sounds dishy. You should just head to Kotaku and get the full scoop


PS: Dig the photoschlop? I made it myself!

Kow couldn't raise a Kowmpy

R.I.P Little Stabby

Stabby, Little {Kow}

{Kow} Little Stabby passed away suddenly on March 24, 2016 in ARK: Survival Evolved.

She was born March 24,  2016 in a Thatch Hut surrounded by campfires to Unnamed Compy parents, an only child. It took Kow roughly 35 minutes to figure out that her parents wouldn’t mate until he enclosed them in the smallest possible space, thus ensuring a non-stop coupling.

She ate all of Kow’s food, thus jeopardizing his livelihood as well as the other dinosaurs in the pen.

She lasted roughly 59 seconds. Kow doesn’t know how to Google.

She was preceded in death by her parents; farm-mates Turtlesaurus Keks II, Tango, and several Dodos.

Stabby was survived by Kow, who was shortly thereafter mauled to death outside his home by a Megapiranha. Good thing there are respawns.

Special thanks to the amazing staff at Studio Wildcard who have made yet another game that will kill Kow’s free-time and his self-esteem.

A memorial gathering will be held at a later date. TBD Probably just wait until Kow kills the rest of his dinosaur adoption agency again.

Kow’s a douche parent.

ARK: Survival Evolved

So it begins

Thus begins the chapter of the Noobs of the Pit. I could say a lot about this but I’d rather just put a video together. We’re basically some noobs who want to talk about games from the loser’s perspective. That means you can expect laughter and whining in equal portions.

Also urine.

And sometimes dinosaur sex.